The simplest and most direct path. Send your chocolate milk and I'll review it on the same 100-point rubric as every other brand on the list. No payment required, no guaranteed placement, no score adjustment.
What you get if you score well:
What you don't get: a bought score. The ranking is the ranking.
If your product ranks well and you want more visibility, sponsorship options exist. I'll wear your brand in Jiu-Jitsu competitions. I'll feature your product in content. I'll mention you honestly and without the caveats that sponsored content usually requires, because I'll only sponsor brands I actually believe in.
If you're a founder, farmer, or producer doing something interesting in the chocolate milk space, I want to talk to you. Not a press release — an actual conversation about what you're making and why.
Open to collaboration with brands, nutritionists, athletes, and anyone else with a genuine angle on chocolate milk. Guest content, co-authored guides, recipe development — all possible if the fit is right.
If you want to get on the list without shipping directly, send a sampler — a single serving is enough to score. I've reviewed drinks from rest stop shelves, airport terminal vendors, and gas station coolers. Presentation doesn't factor into the score. The milk does.
Minimum for a review: one serving, original packaging, no requests for a specific outcome. That's it.
Recommended for a feature: a case, some context about the brand, and an openness to a real conversation about what you're making.
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